Actual excuses given by Lim Guan Eng and Lim Kit Siang to escape debating MCA’s Wee Ka Siong (WKS) on the RM20.5 billion Penang Tunnel Scandal in Guan Eng’s own parliament area of Bagan.
Lim Guan Eng’s excuses:
Excuse 1: Because DAP got more seats than MCA.
Excuse 2: Because I am No.1 and WKS only No.2.
Excuse 3: Because I respect UMNO.
Excuse 4: Because better to be coward than to be a lunatic.
Excuse 5: Because WKS is childish
Excuse 6: Because WKS did not contest in Bagan
Excuse 7: Because WKS has tarnished the good name of Penang State Secretary.
Lim Kit Siang’s excuses:
Excuse 1: WKS is UMNO’s Catspaw.
Excuse 2: WKS is Ninja Assassin.
Excuse 3: WKS want to divert from 1MDB.
Excuse 4: WKS should debate redelineation instead.
Excuse 5: WKS takes script from Rahman Dahlan
Excuse 6: WKS should sue me.
Excuse 7: WKS should ask Mah Siew Keong to debate instead
Excuse 8: WKS should contest in Bagan to prove his RM20.5 billion allegation is correct.
Excuse 9: Because Liew Chn Tong is brave enough to contest in We’s Ayer Hitam so no need to debate tunnel.
Instead of either of them coming to the debate, they send a 45 feet rocket to the debate venue!
The two Ninja Turtles seems quite afraid of the Ninja Assassins. We wonder why?
Footnote: Since the father and son’s absence at that event on Friday night, there are quite a number of memes and graphics going viral that “menjatuhkan maruah RBA and DAP”.